The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.
This kid knows whats going on
when people scroll down my blog and see this lmao
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
HAHHAHA OMG I LOVE DUCKS C:
ITS 430 AM SO THIS IS 10X FUNNIER OMG
this was the first post that made me laugh so hard
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
YOU CAN BASICALLY HEAR THE SQUEAKING THOUGH
i wanna do this
I really have never thought of this ever. But I think “the flame” by cheap trick would be nice
Alright so the friend says that he is talking to someone else? Seems to me that he likes another girl but is just trying to get to know her and or flirting etc. So you’re fair game to try to win him over especially if he use to like you. Maybe it’s just me but those feelings don’t go away completely. It isn’t like he’s in a relationship so I see no issue with you talking to him again and dropping hints that you’re interested. Personally that is what I would do.
I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
oh my fucking god
LOOOOOOOOOL I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS ON YOUTUBE.
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE POST
TONIGHT, MY BUCKET, WE RIDE TO FREEDOM!
FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!
oh my good god. this is fucking incredible.
every skrillex song at once
yo skrill drop it hard.
so perfect omg